LOLOL, IRISH AND BRITISH GIT.

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and proud, bros, and proud. I love my backgrounds. As well as the rather interesting terms for things that come along with it.
LOL, FANNY.
Ever since my Grandmother told me what they call fannies over in Britain, I haven't looked at a Fannypack the same way.
Not without laughing outrageously, at least xD

○● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life at one point or another.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football... not soccer.
[ ] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.' (It's whatevs for me.)

Total: 6

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[/] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[/] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[/] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something

Total: 5.5

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[/] Your last name ends in a vowel. (Y is sometimes a vowel... xD)
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10". (5'9")
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 4.5

○● H I S P A N I C ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[/] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (Gamzee's quirk takes over my fingers at times xD)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 4.5

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 5

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.  
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have red hair. (Parts of it are naturally red and strawberry, along with the blonde, and no, i am not talking about my dyed head xD)
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 8

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total:3

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at maths. (the day i am good at maths will be the day the world ends.)
[/] You have played the piano professionally. (I teach piano lessons, and was offered the job because of how good they think I am. I didn't even apply xD)
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 2.5

○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.  
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2.

Total: 6

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 1 ((LOL. :iconpewdiepierapefaceplz:)

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.  
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[x] But love the penalty. (I don't love it, but wish it were used more often. There are some people who seriously just deserve to die, and shouldn't have the right to live. //heartless asshole, i know)
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 3 (FUCK YEAH, AMERICA. FUCK YEAH.)

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like French fries.  
[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules.  
[ ] You know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.  
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.  

Total: 6

○● D U T C H ○●
[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature. (Most of the time, but I can be a total bitch. Those who are close to me know this :l)
[x] You like the sea. (I like it but never go too deep. I HAVE WATCHED TOO MANY SHARK DOCUMENTARIES IN MY FIFTEEN YEARS OF LIFE. :l)
[x] You are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 4
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Clayflamingo's avatar
Yes. That is what we call fannies.
The first time I heard Fannypack I almost died.